Her name is Vaginal Davis

"I was hatched a half-breed drag baby out of the primordial ooze of L.A. I was a Vagisaurus rex who popped out of a leathery egg in a welfare hovel in South Central, perfect as you now find me, complete with high heels."

from "Ready to fade into obscurity. Wait, he's already there," an article in today's NY Times SundayStyle section. If you haven't seen it, look it up. It's must reading.