what I've been reading lately ...

from Simon Doonan's "Nasty":

"Don't judge me too harshly: if you're not going to be a trendy, superficial poseur in your twenties, when are you going to do it?"

although our friend Missy says the book only has 2 funny lines, I beg to differ. It's loaded with 'em. If the quote here isn't enough to make you read it, I don't know what will.

Perhaps pick up some lovely Republican screed instead.