Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
what I did in Italy ...

Siena, Il Campo, Costa Pizza, negroni 7.50 euros, with pretzel-like snacks
Siena, Il Campo, negroni 7.50 euros, with potato chips
Siena, Il Campo, Liberamente Osteria, negroni 6.50 euros, with little bites of pizza.
Siena, Il Campo, negroni 6.50 euros with olives, potato chips, peanuts!
Lucca, Piazza S. Michele, corner bar, negroni 7 euros with peanuts
Milano, piazza del Duomo, Bar Duomo, negroni 12 euros! with peanuts, chips and olives
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Tuesday, September 04, 2007
No more boom boom?
but where will the Laguna boys go for tequila shots?
Ciao, Boom Boom. Glad to know ya.
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Saturday, September 01, 2007
Sale of the Decade

From the gutsy beginning 10 years ago by a first-time businessman and entrepreneur, we now have a milestone for Atys, the shop, and the man behind it, the incomparable Paulie, who has taught us so much about design, clean lines and more beautiful living.
Happy 10th!
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Sunday, June 10, 2007
A "bitch, please" tutorial ...
ok, so, not quite in danger of BGN becoming a youtube portal, but it can be addicting. Although, really, I can stop any time I want. But not until after posting this one.
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
the only gay in the village ... his name is Daffyd (like David, only gayer)
um. hilarious ... watch until end to hear final line from sweet old lady
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Monday, June 04, 2007
Take 2 . . .

Ok I think i am over it - starting to not like this blooger thing - in the past one could o post video without YouTube etc . . now it seems EVERTHING has to be branded in this fucked up corporate world ( hee hee going off here!!) - anyway for now until i figure out a way around it hit the Question mark . . it should fire up Joe's long awaited video clip...
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Sunday, May 20, 2007
memories del Mexico
... I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it
the real Iggy should look so good
smile for Uncle Chris!
Time for a walk, Poppa!
Evandro!
... this is me ... I am Boyer
off we go to Yalapa ...
a good view from back here
I don't see no mermen ... where?
whew! just closed that $500 million dollar deal ... now, time for margaritas!
where IS that margarita? isn't this the deluxe cruise?
I DID see mermen. ... why won't anyone believe me?
are we there yet?
oh, there! oh! the pies of Yalapa!
a great day for a hike, eh, Uncle Chris?
the pie! the pie! you're smashing the pie!
I ...
am ...
cute!
Daddy and Poppa, I don't wanna go!
Bobbie's hotel
A bevy of bevvies
goodbye, pirates ... goodbye, PV
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Friday, May 18, 2007
Toy
we have new watches ...
we are cool.
we like our new watches.
already, people are liking them and commenting.
"Love your watch."
thanks, Atys.
Thanks, Paulie!
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Monday, April 09, 2007
quick moments
sorry, Gregorio, no PV pics yet. Maybe Boyer will be very fast and get some up very soon.
but for right now, here are some impressions on the cab ride from O'Hare back to reality.
1. Orlando's Hair Salon
2. Mr. Pollo restaurant (a sign we must have driven by dozens of times without noticing but now has more meaning)
3. Great Big Accessories Sale! (... well, kind of a stretch, but everyone loves accessories).
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Where Da Pics?
Hey,
I'm waiting for the pictures of family frolicking on the beach at PV and move in pics from Erin and Moneka.
Where's the blog entries that chronicle little Evan's first everything?
Where I ask???
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Sunday, March 25, 2007
oh, well
so, I promised more about the cooking class, but I've not had time and now I'm bored with the whole idea. So, if I am, then what are you? exactly.
I mean, I'm not bored with cooking, or what I learned in the class, but I'm bored with trying to write it all down. and I should have written it up for work by now, if only to report on it, but who has the time? and if it is work, I'm not going to do it at home, nosiree, bob. ... plus, there seems to be a little thing about getting approval first for all blogs outside of work. who knew? well, I just found out. and it will be less easy to track this down if I don't write about that little class thingie.
instead, hey, we are meeting up with the Kerr-Boyers and the Stykemain-Flatts in PV, like really soon! like 7 days!
if only any of my shorts still fit! poppa needs a shopping spree!
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Saturday, March 03, 2007
a new motto?
I'm not an alcoholic.
I'm in denial.
That's different.
--from "Heard on the Street" in Time Out Chicago magazine
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Thursday, March 01, 2007
what's new
so, I gotta post about something to get that awful picture of me downpage so that I won't see it anymore. I guess that I could just delete it, but then Boyer will accuse me of editing to make myself look better. which I'm not above, in theory, by the way.
so, guess, what? I went to a week-long culinary class last week! and it was great. And I was thinking on posting about it each night, but it was pretty exhausting. so instead, I'll write now. in parts.
Overview
So although cooking has been my biggest hobby for more than 20 years, as most of y'all know (Boyer, you've been my friend for nearly 20 years! did ya know that? well, at least you've known me for nearly that long) this class sounded great. Coz as my buddy Robin says: Self-taught cooks don't always get a thing right.
When I broached the subject with my boss, no problem. what? yes. she was excited, saw how great the opp was, how directly applied to work. I didn't even need to drop into plan B or plan C (I had worked out elaborate arugments and strategies; if they wouldn't pay, then would they at least give me the time off? etc.).
There were only 6 people in the class and the structure was that we would cook all day for five days, broken down into different categories by day.
Monday: Knife skills & butchering
Tuesday: Proteins and all the cooking methods
Wednesday: Sauces
Thursday: Vegetables & starches
Friday: Flavor dynamics, menu planning and final exam (making up a menu on the spot and then cooking it up)
We made 6 to 8 to 9 things a day. It was exhausting and really cool.
More later
... by the way, I won't be the cook in PV. well, not every day.
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Friday, February 09, 2007
"a platoon of Arabic-speaking lesbians may be just what the military needs"
Congressman Ackerman, I don't know that a more astute observation has been uttered in time of war since Churchill.
Read about it here.
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see what I mean?

wednesday morning; El platform, Belmont Station.
9 o'clock
6 degrees
no makeup
No, we don't care what we look like at all. It's cold, it's Chicago, global warming is a GoreScam.
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Tuesday, February 06, 2007
it's so cold that ...

this morning when I left for work, it was 2. now it's about 9.
but this weekend the days started less than zero.
it's so cold that Chris isn't even having bootcamp.
it's so cold that the El trains keep stopping
it's so cold that you take expensive cab rides everywhere
it's so cold that you don't have to chill your gin
it's so cold that we have declared global warming over ... at least in Chicago
yes, midway through a forecast week of single digit, zero and subzero temps, it's so cold that you don't even care what you look like
just though y'all in California would enjoy reading about this
Chicago Tribune photo
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Thursday, February 01, 2007
Bits of Iraq from a fellow Detroit gboy's view . . .


Following is a e-mail message from a Detroit friend who is over in Iraq fighting the Bush War. As you will be able to tell by his writing he is a very interesting person with a different take on life! (did you expect me to hang with boring types). The photos are from his first tour of duty last year. bad glasses YES but - who is the latin was my first question to him ! !
From: "Never Say Never"
Date: Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:22:44 -0600
Subject: Dustbin Dispatch from Babylon
DUSTBIN DISPATCH FROM BABYLON
Well Hello There My Fine Feathered Friend!
"Here I am!" Things are good, things are busy, and Haji is as frisky
as ever. It's an 8 day a week job over here. Those sneaky little
terrorist buggers certainly do try their best to cramp my style, and
no matter how pesky they may be, I keep on truckin'. And since I have
diarrhea of the mouth, or brain, or whatever you call it when you're
not actually speaking, but writing, err, typing, I shall tell you a
little bit about my life in the crusty wellspring of the cradle of
civilization.
Well it's winter over here in the former Kingdom of Sumeria, and
although it seems that the rest of the world thinks it's always a
blazing hot desert over here, there actually is a real winter, and
it's delightfully nasty! The temperatures get down in the 20's and
30's at night, and then rise to the 50's or 60's in the day. And this
is the rainy season, so that means dealing with cold, wet, and mud.
mmmm, yummm. There is a spot of graffiti on one of the fortification
walls of our base that states, "Mud City ->" with an arrow. Quite
apropos. It has been a week since the last rain, but the mud is still
like chocolate cha-cha everywhere. But shucks, no snow!
Then throw into the mix that this place is like the Detroit of the
Middle East, and lacks some serious natural beauty like trees, but has
an overabundance of trash piles and scattered debris to suit any
Feng-Shui. So to that end - I do not recommend starting a postcard
business here in Iraq.
Although the temps are adequate for snow, there is something about the
topography that negates that possibility. Yet I still pray to the snow
god, and eagerly spread rumors of snow over here, just to trifle with
the people.
What this place really needs are some trees, and about three daylight
savings times in a row. And sure, Martha Stewart could make an
absolute killing here too. But she'd have to change her name to
Mohammed Stewart, and wear a man-dress. The subjugation of women is
still en vogue, although anything having to do with any sort of
quality control is overseen by the fairer sex.
You will also find it interesting to note that not everybody looks the
part of the swarthy Arab, and that is because the Arabs do not make up
the majority of the Middle East, they primarily occupy a strip amidst
the middle of Asia Minor. So it is quite normal to find light skinned
Iraqis with blue, green, or hazel eyes and European facial features.
And every once in a while you will see a blond/sandy haired Iraqi.
This land is reminiscent of what I believe Stalingrad to have looked
like: an interminable/total wasteland where chaos and the detritus of
a shattered society take on a perverse art like quality. Yet out of
the rubble and scum you will find pockets of beauty just like oases in
the desert. Places where the palm and date groves are lush along the
banks of the Tigris River, and a thick green velvet like Spanish moss
covers the terra firma. And like gems in a crown, mosques dot the
landscape with a prevalence only rivaled by the Baptist churches of
the southern US. Five times a day the muzzeins call the faithful and
ignorant alike to prayer, or at least to bend an ear. Their songs of
prayer, like apostolic liturgical chants with a medieval flavor, are
both similar and different at the same time. Haunting and beckoning,
with a soulful yearning, the Imams call out from the minarets.
Well let me head you off at the political pass regarding the news
about the ramp-up in troop strength. To answer your as yet unasked
question about the current increase in troop numbers on the ground
here in the spicy areas of Iraq. What is my take on this situation,
and how do I feel about it? Frankly, to be quite honest, if it leads
to me getting a date while I am over here in the Sandbox, then Hooah!
I am all for it!
Oh - I have now been anointed. And knighted with the noble name Abu
Shaebe. A title of respect based on my grey hair and some small
negotiations I handled between the US military, Iraqi police force,
and the local nationals in a rather feisty town on the banks of the
Tigris. Now I just gotta get a shemagh, dish-dash, and a harem. A
flock of sheep wouldn't hurt either. :->
It appears that I have come to the end of my discourse herein. So
without further ado, I bid you adieu.
Best wishes and best regards to all!
Ciao for now,
-Wilson
P.S.: If you have not seen/rented any of the comedy routines of Eddie
Izzard, then I command you to check them out Pronto, Tonto!
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Saturday, January 20, 2007
that's what I want!
"When I'm old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in."
-Ava Gardner (1922-90), American actress
... I'm blessed to have already y'all as my chums, the booze won't be difficult to acquire ... just need a house!
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Wednesday, January 17, 2007
when does it stop being funny?
some recent random thoughts ...
1. so Chris' birthday approaches. For years, since he was about 40-42, I've joked that he wasn't old and his current age didn't matter, but when he turned 50, he would be out and I'd be looking for a younger model. Isn't that hilarious? Well, now he is going to be 48. 50 is in sight. And now maybe the joke is not so funny. Should I stop? Or give it another year? Or keep going right up until the 50th, then he'll be surprised when I don't kick him out?
2. But maybe by then he'll be disappointed to not be on his own coz maybe he'll be in the midst of a second mid-life crisis (the first one was the Beemer convertible, remember?) and will want to exchange me in for a younger model; one who doesn't drink so much and who isn't so mean.
3. All my new girlfriends here in Chicago have the hots for Chris and go on and on about how handsome he is and perfect and such. One of them even has an elaborate fantasy in which Chris leaves me and moves in with her. "Those shoulders and he's so handy," she says. (And this is not Missy.) She has been fixing up her bungalow on the Northwest side, and though she is impressively handy herself, much remains to be done. So one can understand her attraction and her dismissal of me as a candidate. "I can cook," she says, in understatement (she's a culinary school grad). It doesn't make me feel that bad to be passed over, although I do really like her cat Scooter. I guess I could visit.
4. Speaking of the 50s set, has anyone heard from Daddy? (Ha! Boyer, you thought I was gonna say you!) I haven't heard a word from him nor from Simone. One would think he'd have a new script in the works by now ... something about the execution of Hussein? How she and Liza were throwing back martinis in the front row?
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