price of new man-products: $68 (don't tell the husband)

Darling Joseph,

If your manly beauty products are costing you only $68

Either:

1. You are fibbing
2. You were sold placebos
3. You made typos in your story
4. You know Chris will see your Blog and figured he wouldn't mind a $68 price tag to keep you young looking vs. the $268 it REALLY cost you!
5. you got a deal and the rest of us are being ripped off!

Take it from a veteran birdcage avoider -- it will cost you much more than $68 to stay on the outside of that damn little cage door!!!!!