Old birdcage couple arrive from SF, take PV by storm!

PV newswire for the Esmeralda Papers

after much season with boring twitty american tourists, david
and pablo have arrived from their shangra la in sfo to titillate
the mexican razzle community in their sexy square cuts.

seen on the town already in the choicest of nitespots, these two
men have raised the standard in swimwear, as well as catch phrases
and improper linguistics, to teach the bulging youth of mexican
marines our deep love and admiration.

--dispatch from Paulie, posted by friend