The true story?

Rumors are that Daddy was out snowmobiling—and generally butching it up—and saw this bear.

While some nasty wags questioned the story (is that a real bear? is it a stuffed prop? is that the same "bear" that Boyer saw 20 years ago on Monaghan's island?), more generous souls wanted to believe the butchness of Daddy. Afterall, he is, well, Daddy.

Simone could not be reached for comment.